April 4, 2025 — Internetland — In a shocking turn of events, DO Magazine, long thought to be a tasteful, stylish, yet suspiciously silent observer of the world, has begun… responding.
That’s right. Comment sections that were once eerily quiet are now buzzing with friendly replies, witty remarks, and the occasional tasteful gif. Sources say this is not due to spontaneous consciousness, but rather, the magazine’s new commitment to being more interactive.
“It started innocently,” said longtime reader bigbuttbootylover, “I left a comment on an article about one hell of a plump rump, and Devin himself replied. I screamed. My cats screamed. It was beautiful.”
The changes, we’re told, don’t stop at comment sections. DO Magazine has rolled out a live chat feature that allows readers to ask burning questions like “What paint color best matches ‘existential dread’?” or “Is it wrong to want my entire living room to look like a giant mushroom?” in real time. You can hop into the chat with a one-time guest name like FluffyCactus42 or go all-in and claim a permanent name and password. (Note: This is a different password than your main site login, which we know you’re using “1234” for. Please stop doing that.)
“We’re going to start scheduling some Ask Me Anything live chats, probably on Friday nights usually, there’s one scheduled already for Friday, April 5th where you get to ask our Babe of the Month Jeremi anything you’d like and she’ll be there for a half hour answering as much as she can!” said Beth Olson, an executive producer of DO Magazine, one of it’s most active models and writers, one of its most well-endowed, and the figurehead behind all the new interactive features.
Upcoming Live AMA Chat Event: https://devinolson.fun/event/ama-with-botm-jeremi/
In case that wasn’t enough, DO is also rolling out exclusive content on select model pages—because why shouldn’t you get bonus tips, photos, and behind-the-scenes tidbits just for being a member?
At the heart of this digital transformation is the ever-humble and hyper-capable Beth, who has been busy spreading charm and conversation like digital confetti. Whether she’s responding to comments, engaging on socials, or making chat room magic happen, Beth has essentially become DO Magazine’s resident Social Whisperer™. Beth is so special, you can get straight to her Link Tree page by going to www.betholson.fun
“She’s like a friendly ghost haunting the internet,” said one anonymous reader. “You don’t always see her, but you feel her presence. And occasionally, she drops a hot selfie with lots of cleavage.”
“We actually met in a Yahoo chatroom back in 2002,” Beth said, referring to how she met her husband Devin, “so bringing live chat to the site has been something I wanted to do. Chatting is too 1 one 1 these days, I want to live chat with a crowd like we did all the time back then on AOL and Yahoo.”
So what’s next for DO Magazine? Sources whisper of possible carrier pigeon alerts, interpretive dance livestreams, and maybe even a cooking segment hosted entirely by nude models.
Until then, readers are encouraged to:
Comment wildly (but politely).
Say hi in the chat (but not while cooking—safety first).
Log in for juicy exclusives (you know you want to).
And thank Beth (with digital confetti or actual applause—both accepted).
DO Magazine: Now 97% more interactive. 3% still classy silence for aesthetic reasons.
Be sure to comment below. Do it. You know you want to.